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12/19/2008

I Dunno

I don't know if I really want to live in a world where GIANT INFLATABLE APES are banned.

This mania has got to stop. Why don't they just ban food with flavor. We would all be skinny because no one would want to eat. Must we all be treated like children? If so we will all act like 'em.

12/13/2008

A Holistic Approach

I am writing in response to Zoecarnate's Blog Obama’s Public Works & The New Secretary of Agriculture: Your Voice Matters!

I have come across a book that addresses some of these points.

Saving Our Environment from Washington by David Schoenbrod

The top down dreams of the elitist establishment (left and right) are not only arrogant but ill informed. It is the job of the legislature to legislate and the people to hire and fire them. We don't need any more of this two party dictatorship; instead we need to treat our citizens like adults. Pollution can largely be controlled through current property laws and local government. We would not have such asinine practices, such as simply building longer smoke stacks (which cause acid rain and cause “interstate” pollution—which the fed should do something about but uses the EPA as a scapegoat to avoid responsibility—instead of intrastate pollution.). Congress would have regulatory authority over such matters that national power is necessary and there would be clear records as to what their votes are while their feet would be held to the fire.

Also, ever wonder why they don’t use normal sugar in anything anymore? It is because of those subsidized mega farmers that grow corn. Salt of the earth farmers don’t get that kind of help. Maximize the productivity of the farms of the world and let the market regulate who gets the money instead of these corrupt, power hungry “servants of the people”.

As for homeland security and our much loved imperial culture I must concede to Thomas Paine (even though at this point it looks as though we have less taste for liberty than his crumbled examples did). “The Grecians and Romans were strongly possessed of the spirit of liberty but not the principle, for at the time they were determined not to be slaves themselves, they employed their power to enslave the rest of mankind.”

I am excited about the beltline project but hope that the funding remains private and local. I wouldn’t want to be beholden to the Chicago machine or any other that happens to be running the Washington one later. Our Constitution should be {and is} based on negative laws not positive ones. In the words of Alexis de Tocqueville,

“The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money”

and

“A democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it.”

2/14/2006

The Gospel of John

The Gospel of John is a great book, if ever I don't know what to read (and feel like I want to read something with meaning, while discouraged that there is nothing under the sun that will help) I should just read the first few chapters of this because they hook me every time.

John 1
1In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2He was in the beginning with God. 3All things came into being through him, and without him not one thing came into being. What has come into being 4in him was life,* and the life was the light of all people. 5The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not overcome it.


Praise God for all the light!

2/13/2006

Truck Day


Truck Day

Theo is back for more. Happy Truck Day!!!

What the?

All I have to say is this made me laugh.

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Sa-da-tay!


The Pootie Tang Screen Test

Who can resist Pootie Tang?

2/11/2006

On Cartoon Censorship



Well said, the Economist has a great take on the toon conspiracy in the Febuary 9th article Cartoon Wars while, Washington Post columnist, Charles Krauthammer points out hypocrisy and good reasons for publishing bad cartoons in Curse of the Moderates.

Chris

The Take on Me video was annoying but now I think that I can finally appreciate it.


-Elephino

2/01/2006

Name that Baby!

Derek is looking for some "D" names for his baby (if the baby turns out to be male) so he can continue one of the longest running traditions involving alliteration ever.

1/21/2006

Theo is back

Epstein Returns and his exact role with club will be revealed next week.

Maybe the Sox need him right now. They are screwing everything up without him. Doesn't seem like throwing him back in the mix could make it any worse.

Geez, the true idiots are the people in their office.

I decided that I want to go to the nation vs. the evil empire this year and boo Damon. I kind of see it as my duty.


-Elephino

I almost ate the chicken.

I am in Huntsville visiting some friends and trying to decide if I want to live/work in this area. Anyway, my friend, Keith, and his wife, Jennifer, took me to Rosie's, a local mexican restaurant, and both of them are now sick, sick, sick.

I almost ate the same thing as Jennifer but Iate a dish with beef instead of chicken (I just had to have it when I saw it had potatos in it, I am a sucker for Mexican food with potatos).

Too bad I didn't talk them into eating that or some other beef dish.

I feel terrible that they are both sick.

It looks like I am going to have to wander around the area a bit to see if I can find some breakfast because I am getting hungry.